“I had a crush on this guy at work until I saw him throw away too many water bottles.”
Overheard San Francisco is a wildly popular Instagram page that you have got to follow if you don’t already. It posts a collection of user-submitted quotes that followers overheard locally, many of which are just so Bay Area, they’re impossible to make up.
Here is a collection of absolutely quintessential posts from Overheard San Francisco that we just can’t stop laughing at!
And finally, the famous Overheard Love Story: